The Beard's Secret Identity

I was on hollibobs recently.  I put on my Batman T-shirt and headed into the beautiful streets, of a Spanish countryside town.
As I walked into the town centre, a young English street urchin approached me, pointed at my T-shirt and shouted "Look everyone!  Its Batman!"
I looked into his innocent little eyes and shouted "It's supposed to be a secret fucking identity, you gobby little cunt!"